We have lift-off!

From today's LA Times:

Scientists on Tuesday reported that perchlorate, a toxic component of rocket fuel, was contaminating virtually all samples of women's breast milk and its levels were found to be, on average, five times greater than in cow's milk.

I knew there was a reasonable explanation for my many years of chronic, explosive diarrhea.

Also, I am starting to manufacture women’s t-shirts with the words: “Caution: Extremely Flammable!” emblazened across the chest.

Seriously, I wonder if this might be tied to the explosion of autism cases. Or maybe the cause is some other extremely toxic chemical our toddlers are injesting. Who the hell knows anymore?